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Monday, October 10, 2011
Review: Margaret
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Fantastic Fest 2011 Review: You're Next.
Adam Wingard’s You’re Next takes a familiar horror scenario – a group of individuals find
themselves trapped in a remote location, besieged by malevolent forces hell
bent on killing them one by one – and makes it feel fresh and new. Part of this
comes from the extremely canny filmmaking, which is aware of horror movie
clichés and invokes or subverts them to pitch-perfect effect throughout.
Another way that You’re Next
manages not to feel like the hundreds of other slasher films of yore is in the
plot, which branches out from the basic premise, throwing a couple of
surprising twists into the mix to keep the proceedings lively and consistently
tense. Utilizing a cast of indie staples (including horror director Ti West and
mumblecore maven Joe Swanberg) along with such genre stalwarts as cult-horror
scream queen Barbara Crampton, the film feels like that rarest of all things in
today’s cinema: something unique and interesting. Not content to pander to
genre fans, the film instead aims to take them on an exhilarating ride, which
it pulls off with aplomb.Fantastic Fest 2011 Review: The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Review: Red State
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Review: Green Lantern
Well. I guess I feel kind of stupid.Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Review: Transformers: Dark of the Moon
By now you probably already know what you think of director Michael Bay; his reputation for making big, dumb action spectacles that eschew things like storytelling and characterization in favor of a constant series of bombastic, gorgeously photographed (if often incoherently edited) action scenes is well earned. Bay’s films are nothing if not distinctive, and his fetishization of machines, veneration of military might and childish sensibilities when it comes to things like sexuality and humor have found their perfect vehicle in the Transformers series, allowing him to indulge in all of his best and worst instincts as a director. But Transformers: Dark of the Moon arrives as something approaching an official apology, with even the director admitting that the second film (Transformers: The Legend of Curly’s Gold) was an often incoherent mess that was rushed into production without a finished script, or even a story. To that effect, T:DOTM is a vast improvement featuring an understandable (if pointlessly convoluted) plotline and some absolutely phenomenal action, though it does suffer from some familiar weaknesses that crop up in Bay’s films.The film opens with an astoundingly silly prologue involving the Apollo 11 mission to the moon, which apparently led to the discovery of a lost artifact from the war on the Transformers’ home planet. We’re then reintroduced to Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), our hapless protagonist, currently living in D.C. and looking for a job. Though he has the support of his new girlfriend Carly (Rosie Huntington-Whitely), he’s dissatisfied with the turn his life has taken; after all, how does someone who’s helped to save the world twice adjust to working as a glorified office intern? Meanwhile the Autobots, led by Optimus Prime, are again working with the government to root out any Decepticon presence on Earth. As the Autobots learn of Apollo 11’s discovery of an alien technology crucial to the survival of their species, Sam’s efforts to keep himself involved (despite the protestations of the Secretary of Defense, played by Francis McDormand) lead him and the Autobots to a conspiracy involving both humans and Decepticons, one that has diabolical intentions for the fate of Planet Earth.
That synopsis actually simplifies things greatly. I didn’t even mention John Malkovich as Sam’s odd new employer, or Ken Jeong as (I think) a human involved with the Decepticons, or even Patrick Dempsey as Carly’s smarmy boss. The plotting for the first 80 minutes of the film is hopelessly convoluted and Bay throws so much of it at you without stopping to catch a breath that my head was spinning trying to keep up with what was going on. This section of the film isn’t helped by the director’s unfortunate tendency to pile on the pointless comic relief characters. Ken Jeong in particular stops the film dead to deliver some shtick, in the process delivering unnecessary exposition that surely could have been handled in a better, less grating manner. Thinking back on it, the film’s plot does mostly make sense (though there are huge leaps in logic endemic to this kind of blockbuster film), but the way that the screenplay is constructed confuses more often than not. Luckily once the film settles into it’s last, long action stretch, the plot untangles itself, giving us clear indications of what everybody’s objective is and what the stakes are for all involved in the final hour.
And what a final hour it is. Here is where Michael Bay steps up to do what he does best: Blow shit up real good. Much has been made about Bay being persuaded to film this installment in 3D, and for the first time since Avatar it feels like it is truly necessary for the experience of the film. While his shots are always well composed, one thing that the 3D forces Bay to do is to dial-down on the quick cut, frantic quality of his other films. The final battle of the last Transformers film is the most infamous example of this, with the action basically rendered incomprehensible by Bay’s seeming inability to hold a shot for any amount of time. Not so here, as the action is fluid and easy to follow, with the longer takes adding greatly to the action inasmuch as the audience can finally see the breathtaking spectacle happening before their eyes. The final battle, which takes place in Chicago refitted as a Decepticon war zone, is nearly an hour long and is filled to the brim with great action moments: soldiers in wing-suits diving out of a crashing helicopters, a gigantic, Dune-like mechanical worm creature burrowing from out of the ground, a sequence in which our protagonists try to escape from within a building as it collapses and many, many others. What keeps all this action from feeling as excessive and pointless as it did in the last one is that there’s a measure of care in the construction of the entire sequence. The action seems to flow logically from one point to the next, always keeping the audience aware of what’s going on and where the characters are in relation to one another. And though the stakes might be ludicrous, they’re handled in such a way to make us care about the action on screen in a way that Bay has rarely mustered before. In short, I think the final hour of T:DOTM is the director’s finest work and one of the best action sequences in years (easily the best of the Summer so far).
As for the actors? They’re functional, but none really stand out. Shia LaBeouf is a likeable leading man as usual and his humorous moments actually provoke laughter from time to time. Rosie Huntington Whitely is not as blank as I had feared; she actually brings more screen presence to the “stock female character” than Megan Fox did in the last two. I wouldn’t call her a “good” actress, but I certainly wouldn’t mind seeing her in a better written role. Out of the comedic relief roles (thankfully Shia’s parents are mostly absent from the proceedings this time) only John Turturro really stands out, once again attacking the role of paranoid agent Simmons with gusto. Francis McDormand? Well, she manages to keep a straight face the whole time, which she should be applauded for. The voice actors all bring the gravitas truly needed to inhabit computer-generated robots that transform into cars. The special effects are, of course, impeccable and the score is fine, if not particularly memorable (though there is at least one cue that seems ripped straight from Hans Zimmer’s Inception score).
You probably already know if you’re going to like Transformers: Dark of the Moon. It is a Michael Bay film through and through, with the best aspects of his work (gorgeous cinematography, a true skill in constructing an action sequence) rubbing up against his worst instincts (his perfunctory approach to plot, a pretty bad sense of humor). As a fan, I can say that I had a really fun time with the film. I can say that if you’re a fan of the director’s work then you will be treated to an action spectacle to a degree unmatched this, or any other summer (and please, see it in 3D). To paraphrase Frank Miller’s Wolverine, “He’s the best at what he does.” Whether or not you think what he does is very nice will entirely determine your outlook on Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Review: Midnight in Paris
A director as prolific as Woody Allen is bound to have plenty of misses to go along with the hits. But even an ardent admirer of Mr. Allen’s such as myself was hard-pressed to find anything redeeming about his last outing, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, a sloppy, unpleasant film that found an apparently apathetic Woody unable to create even a compelling framework from which to hang his sour misanthropy. Which is why it’s such a delight to discover that his newest offering, Midnight in Paris, is a wonderful film, easily his best in some time and one that reaffirms Woody as a singular storytelling voice in today’s cinema.Gil (Owen Wilson) is, believe it or not, a struggling writer (it is a Woody Allen movie after all) who has come to Paris with his shallow, unpleasant fiancée Ines (Rachel McAdams), tagging along with her parents. Gil venerates the city, not as it exists today, but rather the Paris of the twenties, where writers like Hemingway talked shop with Gertrude Stein, where Luis Bunuel fraternized with Salvador Dali and the music of Cole Porter filled the air. Hoping for the possibility that the city will inspire him, and to escape from the insufferable pretensions of a family friend (Michael Sheen), Gil goes wandering around the city at night, only to be transported (the mechanics of this are left pleasingly vague) back to the Paris of Gil’s romantic yearning. Now, in the thick of this creative heyday, Gil couldn’t be happier, while Ines begins to question where he’s going to late at nights. But even as Gil connects with a beautiful French woman in the past (Marion Cotillard), his unusual circumstances allow him to question both his romantic conception of the past and his outlook on the present day.
Midnight in Paris finds the director moving away from the world-weary cynicism of his last two films and into the realm of magical realism. Even before Gil steps back in time Allen presents us with an idealized Paris, one we’re introduced to first in a picturesque, pre-credit montage of the city reminiscent of Allen’s love letter to his own hometown, Manhattan. Clearly the director is as in love with the city as his protagonist, which is fitting, as Gil is another in the long line of Woody Allen stand-ins (sometimes it’s hard not to imagine Woody reciting Gil’s lines). Luckily Wilson, who can be an understated comedic performer when paired with the right material, brings his amiable charm to the performance, which allows Gil’s typical Allen neuroses and mannerisms to be charming rather than grating (as can sometimes be the case). Once Gil takes the trip back in time, he is suddenly surrounded by the artists whose work he idolizes: people like Hemingway, Fitzgerald (both of them) and Dali. These roles are inhabited by a gallery of charming character actors, from the recognizable (Adrien Brody kills as Dali) to the less familiar (Corey Stoll, who’s worked mostly in television, brings a fierce concentration and roguish charm necessary to inhabit the role of Ernest Hemingway). While sometimes the sheer volume of influential artists Gil encounters can become a bit much– there are many variations on the line, “I’d like you to meet Luis.” “Luis Bunuel? The filmmaker?!” – each is memorable in their own way.
What elevates Midnight in Paris from being just a pleasant, time-spanning travelogue is Woody’s exploration of nostalgia and how it keeps us from moving forward as individuals. Early on in the film, Michael Sheen’s slick operator proclaims nostalgia to be a form of denial, one that denies the realities of the present for a comfortably idealized version of the past. While Sheen’s character is derided as a pseudo-intellectual, the film in some ways affirms his sentiments. While Gil’s time in the past is well spent, this fantasy of the past is just that: a fantasy. The film isn’t discounting nostalgia entirely, and it certainly conveys the allure of such a fantasy. But the romantic pull of the past, embodied by the mysterious and ethereal Marion Cotillard, has a flip side, a refusal to engage with the present and, thus, discounts the possibility for real growth. What Gil takes from his time spent in the past is valuable and, in acknowledging the realities of his present day circumstances, awakens him to the possibilities in his own life. It is a refreshingly uplifting outlook, and it’s gratifying to be reminded that Allen can evoke this sense of wonder and magic in what he would otherwise consider a cold, indifferent universe.
Midnight in Paris certainly has issues. As might be expected with someone who shoots a new script every year, some of the characters get shortchanged. Rachel McAdams, in particular, doesn’t get to have much dimension; she’s a shrew at the start and stays that way till the end, leaving us to wonder what Gil ever saw in her other than a sounding board reaffirming his own insecurities. Michael Sheen, delightfully smarmy in the few scenes he gets, is more or less discarded from the picture entirely; he could have done with one more scene. Luckily other characters that were probably thin on paper (McAdams’ parents in particular) are elevated by the performances and some great Woody Allen lines (“The detective agency says the detective has gone missing”). The cinematography is gorgeous at presenting Paris, both past and present, in a romantic light and the evocative score contributes greatly to that effect as well.
Woody Allen has said that he makes films only to take his mind off of death and that he doesn’t think that any of his films will be remembered. While one could certainly beg to differ on the second point, lately his films have started to feel as much a chore for the audience as they seem to have become for Allen himself. Luckily Midnight in Paris finds Woody (and us) escaping into the best kind of fantasy: A romantic fantasy of Paris as it was and as it is now, a fantasy where the artists of yesterday are living, vibrant inspirations for today, a fantasy where nostalgia is embodied as a gorgeous, unobtainable woman and where the world is, if only for 94 minutes, a place brimming with mystery, magic and possibility.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Review: Super 8

Wednesday, May 25, 2011
L.A. Noire: An Ambitious and Fascinating Failure.

Friday, May 6, 2011
Review: Win Win

I’ve long said that the ability to write characters who are fundamentally decent is a skill that often goes unheralded in Hollywood. Not to say that it’s easy to write characters who are tortured souls, people who fundamentally flawed in some way, with a degree of psychological realism. It’s just that, for all the Innaritu’s of the world, sometimes it’s nice to have someone like Tom McCarthy, someone who can draw characters that are fundamentally decent, not perfect, but human beings with all the positive and negative attributes that follows. McCarthy’s last film, The Visitor, told a warm and moving tale of a guy whose world is opened up by a chance meeting with some immigrants. It wasn’t a terribly original premise, fraught with the potential for cheap sentimentality as it is, but McCarthy (aided immeasurably by the fantastic Richard Jenkins) navigated that territory with a sure hand, making the situations feel believable and the characters (again) likeable. Now we have Win Win, a similar tale of ordinary people finding the common decency within them. And while it might not be as successful overall as The Visitor, it’s still got plenty of charms of its own.
Mike Flaherty (Paul Giamatti) is a family man, with a wife (Amy Ryan) and two young children. He runs a law practice with Stephen (Jeffrey Tambor) and he’s struggling to make ends meet in these troubled economic times. He also moonlights as a wrestling coach for the local high school, though that too is not going very well. Dealing with those and other myriad anxieties, he decides to take advantage of an opportunity that presents itself to him, involving the care of one of his elderly clients (Burt Young), one that is ethically dubious at best and outright criminal at worst. This brings him into contact with the man’s teenage grandson, Kyle (Alex Shaffer), who’s arrived in town with no place to stay. As his family put him up in their house, Mike is surprised to discover that the kid is a phenomenal wrestler. Soon he, with the help of a bitter, recently divorced friend (Bobby Cannavale), has enrolled Kyle in school and has him wrestling for his team. Just as things start looking up for Mike, however, trouble arrives in the form of Kyle’s mother (Melanie Lynskey), an unwelcome presence in both Kyle and his grandfather’s life.
As stated previously, the defining characteristic of this film to me is how likeable the characters are. These are people attempting to do the best under difficult circumstances, whether economic or otherwise. Even when they stumble or act poorly, the film allows us to see their humanity at work, refusing (with one possible exception) to give in to the easy dichotomy of characters being only “good” or “bad.” All the actors acquit themselves to this task admirably. Giamatti brings his characteristic sad-sack persona, imbuing this family man with an inherent decency that stays with him through his trials and tribulations. Amy Ryan is a forceful presence as Mike’s strong-willed wife who wholeheartedly embraces the task of being a surrogate mother for Kyle. Bobby Cannavale gets bonus points for being stealing every scene he’s in. His bitter divorced character is hysterical, and he’s got an arc that is played just right, letting us know how much Kyle’s new presence is improving his life. Kyle himself is played by Alex Shaffer, a genuine wrestling champion who had never acted before. This gives his performance an unstudied quality that works well in the context of the film; Kyle seems like a normal kid, never like an actor going for “disillusioned teenager.” The scenes between him and Giamatti seem honest and real, and their relationship plays out nicely as Kyle quickly becomes the saving grace of Mike’s wrestling team.
The problems that I have with the film begin with the appearance of Kyle’s mother. Lynskey is fine in the role, but for me her entrance into the plot wasn’t handled particularly well. I understand that there’s a need for some sort of conflict, something to raise the dramatic stakes after things start to go so well for the Flahertys and Kyle. I just wishit was handled a bit more gracefully. For one thing, the mother’s motives seem to be inconsistent. The character is a recovering drug addict who sometimes seems to want Kyle to come home with her and sometimes seems only interested in the money that her father has in his will. Furthermore she comes off as less of a human being and more of a plot device, a notable flaw in a film that otherwise studiously avoids turning anyone into caricatures. Her inconsistent behavior also allows McCarthy to get at least one of his characters off the hook a little too easily. I’m a bit torn on this point, as the gentle quality of the film is one of its chief attributes, but it feels a bit unearned and softens the more realistic edges of the picture. Still, the closing shots do a bit to make up for that, illustrating in an understated fashion the (very realistic) sacrifices that these people have had to make for themselves and each other.
Win Win isn’t a film that will knock your socks off. It won’t show you some world you’ve never seen before or illuminate some previously little-contemplated aspect of the human experience. The film is about people, like you and me, doing what they can to help themselves and each other out in hard times. There aren’t too many films that attempt to do that, with most films being uncontent to focus on such small scale drama. However, McCarthy trusts in the inherent dramatic potential of even a modest storyline such as this, finding the nuances that make it feel real and handling them with maturity and grace. Don’t let the Fox Searchlight branding fool you; this isn’t an indie quirkfest in the vein of Juno. This is a simply entertaining story about modest people, living their lives the best way they know how. That’s no easy feat, but McCarthy makes it all feel effortless. Even with its flaws, it’s hard to find fault with a film this charming and pleasant.
Review: Thor

The summer of 2011 promises a glut of superhero films. With Green Lantern appearing to feature a scale more befitting a Star Wars film than the typically Earthbound comic book films we’ve been exposed to thus far, and Captain America bringing the genre into 1940s period high-adventure, the superhero film is still going strong, even venturing into promising new directions. While both of those films (along with Matthew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class) have showed great promise in their marketing materials, the biggest question mark of the summer movie season has arrived before them all. Kenneth Branagh’s Thor, detailing the adventures of the god of thunder himself, comes already burdened with the weight of expectations. Unlike 2008’s Iron Man, which snuck up on audiences and won them over with charm and action to spare, Thor heralds the second wave of Marvel’s attempts to create a cinematic Marvel Universe that houses many of its most prominent characters, all culminating with next summer’s The Avengers. It is with a modicum of relief that I can say Thor is a largely successful, yet fairly uneven superhero flick that shines more often than it stumbles.
In the mystical realm of Asgard, Odin (Anthony Hopkins) rules over his kingdom, attempting to instill the virtues of a just leader in his two sons, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and Loki (Tom Hiddleston). On the day that Thor is to be crowned the new king, an incident involving Asgard’s old enemy, the Frost Giants, disrupts the ceremony. Bent on proving his might to the Frost Giants, Thor disobeys his father and attacks their realm, pushing the two civilizations to the brink of war. Furious, Odin banishes his arrogant son to Earth, stripping him of his powers and the mighty hammer Mjolnir until he can learn humility. This puts Thor into contact with Jane Porter (Natalie Portman), a scientist researching the existence of alternate worlds, of which Thor is potential proof. As Thor must learn to cope with his human limits, Loki makes a grab for the throne of Asgard, attempting to engineer a conflict with the Frost Giants while ensuring that Thor cannot return to stop him.
The early scenes of Thor show much promise. After an unnecessary prologue involving Jane coming across Thor’s body in the desert, we are immersed in Asgard for the first third of the film. Branagh is clearly more interested in these scenes than the later ones set on Earth, as it allows him to indulge in all manner of theatrics and intrigue. The fantasy realm is well-realized, a place simultaneously of the past and the future. Here people wear suits of armor with ornate helmets, speaking portentously of things like the Bifrost Bridge, and the power of Mjolnir. This is more Lord of the Rings than Iron Man, and thus it’s all extremely silly, but also very fun. It’s a nice departure from the staid locales of most superhero films, providing the film with a sense of scope that the trailers did not promise. Furthermore, the actors seem to be having a ball with all of this. Chris Hemsworth, previously glimpsed briefly in the opening scenes of Star Trek as Kirk’s dad, is excellent. He imbues Thor with the requisite power and arrogance, but he also shows a great deal of genuine charisma, a screen presence that seems effortless and endears the character to us even when he is behaving foolishly. Anthony Hopkins gives a standard, recent Anthony Hopkins performance, which means he chews scenery like there’s no tomorrow. But with scenery like this, it’s no wonder. Finally, Tom Hiddleston is quite impressive as Loki, conveying deceitfulness the character requires, but never letting us lose sight of the hurt and fear that fuels his quest for the throne.
Once Thor is banished to Earth, however, the film’s problems start in earnest. First of all, the tone takes a shift into some broad comedy for a bit. Kat Dennings grates on the nerves as the comedic relief, a research assistant to Jane. Most of her jokey scenes have been featured in the trailers and, while they are brief, they do their part to disrupt the film’s flow. In keeping with that, the Earth segment causes the film to lose focus. By this point Thor’s arc is obvious: He must learn humility and the value of self-sacrifice in order to reclaim Mjolnir and his rightful place in Asgard. Theoretically the Earth scenes should show us that Thor is growing, learning to care about others as he grows to care about this strange new world. But that transformation seems to be taken for granted, with Thor arriving at his newfound wisdom out of nowhere after a few days of searching for his weapon and having the briefest of interactions with actual human beings. The film spends the time building up Thor’s character, only to abandon him for a 15-20 minute stretch as we follow Portman’s character as she struggles to comprehend this handsome new development in her life. But Portman’s character is not given much definition other than “she’s a serious scientist” and then “she’s in love with Thor.” Admittedly, Portman is extremely charming in her role; I especially liked how flustered and smitten she acts around Thor. But for us to believe that she is the reason Thor learns the value of others, she would need to be a more fully developed character.
The flaws don’t end there. I understand that product placement is an inevitability in modern blockbusters, but does it have to be so flagrant? 7-11 and Dr. Pepper are featured prominently in shot after shot, and it becomes distracting as the film goes on. Furthermore the at this point obligatory inclusion of elements of S.H.I.E.L.D., which will pay off in The Avengers, feels unnecessary, though they are integrated into the plot more smoothly than in Iron Man 2. This includes a cameo by a prominent actor set to appear in The Avengers who is in this film seemingly only to announce his existence to the general movie-going populace. It’s not integrated well and it comes off as forced (however, I should admit that I enjoyed some nods to the other films, including one tossed off reference to Bruce Banner’s predicament). Lastly are the dutch angles. I haven’t seen them so overused since Battlefield Earth. Okay, it isn’t that bad, but it feels like an unnecessary stylistic flourish that adds little to the proceedings. The opening scenes made me nervous with how prominently they appeared, but either they were used less later in the film or I got used to them.
Despite those flaws, Thor remains an enjoyable experience. The scenes on Asgard, as mentioned, are epic and silly and very fun, and the action is both inventive and well shot (which is a blessing in modern Hollywood). When Thor springs into action with Mjolnir you really get a sense of the awesome power that he wields. His fight on earth with a giant Asgardian killing machine is filled with iconic imagery, Thor flying around with his flowing cape while lightning clashes in the background. And the ending, when Thor returns to Asgard to stop his brother’s machinations end things on a satisfying note, both in terms of action and thematics. Special mention must be made of Idris Elba as Heimdall, the guardian of the portal between worlds. He’s quite an imposing figure, and his booming voice lends a power befitting a citizen of Asgard (he also gets the funniest line of the film, a quick aside that doesn’t disrupt the tone as the other humor does). If there is a sequel, the Elba had better be back.
What I can say definitively after viewing Thor is that I eagerly await Chris Hemsworth’s pairing with the rest of the Avengers, as it’s clear that he is a star and one who can hold the screen with the likes of Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans (who, barring something going horribly wrong, should be a great Captain America). I also look forward to future adventures in this universe, a place unique to comic book films thus far. If they can find Natalie Portman something to do in the next one and get a less uneven script, then there’s no reason that Thor can’t join the ranks of the best big screen comic book heroes. As a kick off to this summer of superheroes, it’s more than worthy.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Review: Your Highness

Is there any director around with a career arc as unexpected and fascinating as David Gordon Green? The 36-year-old auteur began his career with works of beautiful poetic expression. Films like George Washington, All the Real Girls and Undertown all prompted comparisons to the works of Terrence Malick, with Malick even producing Undertow. Those films announced the arrival of a major new talent, someone with deft command of a camera and a poet’s soul. And then something unexpected happened. Green made a movie in one of the least illustrious genres: the stoner comedy. The result was Pineapple Express, a film that demonstrated that David Gordon Green could play in the comedic sandbox with the best of them, delivering a weed/buddy comedy that ranks with the very best of them.
And now, nearly three years later, we have Your Highness. When it was originally announced the project sounded way too bizarre and esoteric to ever make it through the studio system. A big budget homage to 80’s sword and sorcery flicks like Krull and Conan the Destroyer mixed with a stoner comedy? The fact that it was made at all seemed a beautiful accident, a case of someone getting to realize their strangest inside joke on 2000+ screens, demographics and focus testing be damned! Being a big fan of David Gordon Green, as well as of co-writer and star Danny McBride, I expected something that was nothing short of amazing.
What I got was…something else entirely. Don’t get me wrong, the film is funny. Very funny I’d say. But Your Highness sometimes doesn’t seem like it’s going for big laughs. Sometimes it doesn’t seem like it’s going for laughs at all. Rather, the film seems to be attempting to be a legitimate entry into that fantasy genre that it seemed, from the previews at least, to be sending up.
Thadeous (Danny McBride) is the ne’er-do-well prince of a magical kingdom. He is the black sheep son of the King (Charles Dance), content to smoke weed and covet dwarf women with his manservant Courtney (Rasmus Hardiker) while his dashing older brother Fabious (James Franco) gets all the glory. When Fabious’ new bride to be Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel) is snatched by the evil wizard Leezar, the two brothers set out on a mighty quest to vanquish Leezar (Justin Theroux) and save the virgin maiden before she can be deflowered. Along the way they run into a Wise Wizard (who resembles a purple Yoda, if Yoda was a pederast), a fearsome Minotaur and a vengeful (and possibly psychotic) warrior woman, Isabel (Natalie Portman, clearly having fun with all this nonsense).
It’s odd to read in other pieces written about the film that it is a satire or a spoof of the genre; it’s really not. It plays many of the fantasy elements surprisingly straight, with goofy effects, strange creatures (primarily realized through practical effects) and a heroic yet nonsensical quest. The comedy comes more from the disparity in seeing Danny McBride’s usual comedic persona inserted, bad English accent and all, into this fantasy setting. Thus he runs around reacting to things like a Minotaur and a five headed snake monsters in the same manner that Kenny Powers might react to them. Aside from a few visual gags and assorted scatological and weed jokes, it's about the only source of humor in the film. It’s funny as far as it goes (McBride could eat an apple on film and I’d probably laugh my ass off), but it’s odd how content the film is to stay in one mode of comedy.
The rest of the cast is game, although not given terribly much to do. James Franco inhabits the straight man role admirably, adding some charm as the somewhat vapid, but noble warrior. His dynamic with Danny McBride, while standard within modern, Apatow-infused comedy, adds a slight but effective injection of emotion to the proceedings. Justin Theroux is a highlight as Leezar, attacking every line with slimy abandon. He’s easily one of the funniest parts of the film. Natalie Portman in a small role, appears to be having a ball playing in a comedy this offbeat and unconventional. Zooey Deschanel doesn’t really register as her character is a device more than anything else. Special mention must be made, however, of Rasmus Hardiker’s Courtney, who steals the film right out from under McBride and Franco on several occasions. As the put upon manservant, his facial expressions alone make the experience worthwhile.
What strikes me most about Your Highness is how resolutely weird the whole thing is. I went into the film with a certain set of expectations, and I can safely say that those expectations were not met. What I did receive, however, was something that I’m glad to have seen, and will most likely see again in the near future. It’s not every film that can feature swordplay and weed jokes, a straight faced adventure story with copious amounts of swearing and minotaur penis (yes, minotaur penis). The film that it most resembles, to me, is 2009’s Land of the Lost. That film (which also featured Danny McBride in a pivotal role) alienated critics and audiences with its dumb humor bolstering a story that retained a perverse fidelity to its source material. Like that film, I understand that not everyone will be on board with it, but the critical vitriol aimed its way is a little puzzling.
There has been much hand-wringing and nay saying from many mainstream critics this past week about how David Gordon Green has supposedly been led astray. It remains utterly fascinating how this director, so adept at evoking the sacred, can turn on a dime and produce something so resolutely profane. Unlike others, however, this development doesn’t cause me to despair. From the looks of it the man is making exactly the kinds of films that he wants to make, and if his creative muse is leading him to such exceedingly odd places as this then so be it. This might not be the film that many were expecting, but it’s off-kilter fantasy quest mixed with cheerfully lowbrow humor is an adventure not without its own unique charm.

